demilypyro:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

voidpumpkin:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

My country is mostly nonreligious so I’m not really familiar with any of that stuff. My understanding of religion basically ends with “they have a book that tells them what to do, I think”

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Oh, that’s how it works? What was the moral of that thing about everyone dying in a flood?

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Oh… seems kind of harsh…

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Huh. How do they explain volcanoes?

They don’t I think, mostly cause the area where it was written didn’t have those as problem. 

Though aftereffects of volcanos are usually explained as ‘god is mad’

Aw, boring.

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Aw, man, that’s fun, they should’ve stuck with that one.

so the ideal religion is one with god as a big buff monster who lives under a volcano

He doesnt have to be god he can just be some guy I think thatd be fun

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

i think people need to get more okay with physically hurting people who are participating, nominally peacefully, in a political act that advocates for right wing violence

if it becomes par for the course that you will get the shit beaten out of you for showing up with a group of chuds outside a gay bar and chanting “groomers”, then less people will do that.

An ugly protest today. A mob of self described “Christian Fascists” tried to force their way into a gay establishment in the gayborhood of Dallas holding a family event while chanting “Groomers” pic.twitter.com/2F9NE4rs0P  — Elm Fork John Brown Gun Club (@EFJBGC) June 4, 2022ALT

not an imagined situation, btw.

the par for the course if you do nothing or try to out-chant them, or play funny music, by the way, is that they get more and more emboldened because they see that there’s no real consequences, and they run their ideology to their end point, and someone gets killed.

spacemancharisma:

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I am dying for tiktok witches to give me all the details on the governments secret coven of spellcasters employed to make sure that white people burning fruit can’t hurt any politicians with their psychic beams

quecksilvereyes:

quecksilvereyes:

quecksilvereyes:

anyone wanna hear my rant about how marvel basically destroyed media literacy

ok so. little anecdote before i start

back when guardians of the galaxy came out i went and watched it. bear in mind this was the first marvel movie i watched since thor. the first one. so naturally, when the credits rolled, i got up. immediately, the entire theatre started laughing at me and taunting me for missing the post credits scene. which was. you know. very fun for an autistic kid with massive social anxiety but i digress

my point is that, in order to consume marvel content, you have to have watched literally everything that came before the film you want to watch. there are lists and arguments and timelines consisting of i don’t know how many movies so the barrier of entry is *massive*. it’s so self selecting because literally only people who are committed will sit down to watch all of this stuff and god forbid you’re a casual who just wants to watch the one movie.

now i don’t have a problem with movie franchises or even movies that lean on other previous movies for an overarching narrative. but the marvel movies are exhausting mainly for these reasons:

1) they are blatantly a money making scheme. on a certain level, all movies are, naturally, but the marvel movies have such a disdain for their audience, for the people these characters are for and for the characters themselves that they will completely kill any given character’s arc - thor ragnarok did so much character development for thor and it was immediately undone the very next movie. characters are not allowed to have a consistent narrative or a satisfying ending and god forbid you’re someone who is invested in a character

2) marvel doesn’t trust its audience to put things together. everything is explained and explained again, we are on movie #4567 of collect the action hero without thought nor care for their arcs or their feelings or the things that make them themselves - the blatant whitewashing, the ableism in the treatment of characters like hawkeye, to name a few. it feels like most of the writers consider their average audience to be too stupid to follow a narrative thread without having their hand held

3) their spoiler culture. i don’t know if marvel introduced the idea that spoilers are a unique evil but GOD can it go die in a fire. not giving your actors full scripts, costumes, sets or context to play off of and then laughing at those *stupid* actors for being upset about that? the notion that the only reason to watch a movie is for the plot?
i don’t know about you, but if a spoiler can ruin your movie, it’s a fucking shit movie. even movies like gone girl or rebecca, which hinge upon their plot twists, are enjoyable EVEN IF YOU HAVE BEEN SPOILED. this enables marvel to withhold pay from actors because they are not aware how big a role they’re playing.
A PLOT TWIST SHOULD BE HINTED AT! if a few of your viewers figure it out that’s a good thing!!! a plot twist is not something that hits you out of nowhere with no hints or no possibility to figure it out by yourself! there is no merit whatsoever in punishing your audience for figuring out your plot twist (cough wandavision cough)

4) the way marvel has monopolised superhero movies. it’s not a strict monopoly, but marvel has managed to become synonymous with superhero movies and sets the standard for the way they are consumed. there are so many people whose media diet consists almost exclusively of marvel movies or movies like them, which teaches them to just accept what is thrown at them in disdain. so when they are shown a movie that doesn’t spell everything out, that is artistic or queer or up for interpretation, they get angry at the movie for not holding their hand. when you only know a very specific sort of media that never lets you think for yourself and that just keeps churning out more and more derivative content (i watched the last spiderman movie when my bf was here. not only did you need to watch ALL THE MARVEL MOVIES BEFORE, you also had to watch BOTH SPIDERMAN FRANCHISES in order to understand what the fuck is going on) that gatekeeps people who are NOT ENTERTAINED BY THIS BULLSHIT and creates a self reinforcing bubble

5) the way the movies broke apart and sanitised so many of their characters under the guise of expanding their appeal - in the most blatant example i can think of, they made PETER PARKER AT LEAST MIDDLE CLASS AND TIED HIS ORIGIN EXPLICITLY TO TONY STARK. like that is not the point. the people who write the characters don’t care about them and it shows and it is so, so exhausting.

marvel paved the way for massive, long series that get more and more difficult to enter as you go, unneccesary plot twists that literally gut punch you because you cannot have seen them coming, spoiler culture as it exists today while teaching their viewers that it’s okay to never ever have to think critically about media, just buy the next ticket for iron man 545 and no matter what we show you in it, you’re gonna be happy because it’s MARVEL

as a writer it legitimately makes me want to CRY

also the sexism and the homophobia and the racism etc

the way that like. having one unnamed character from one scene utter the words my husband is considered representation to fawn over. retch.

zetsubonna:

infernalpume:

a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms:

captsiimba:

the-catholic-geek:

tgmember:

just-shower-thoughts:

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.

orchidvioletindigo:

orchidvioletindigo:

orchidvioletindigo:

I don’t think employers should be legally allowed to ask anyone to dress up for interviews. I should be able to walk in off the street in jeans, sneakers, and a T-shirt and interview for jobs because employers are supposed to be interviewing me and my skills, training, education, and experience, not the nicest clothes in my closet.

It’s discriminatory towards poor people to ask otherwise.

It’s also just fucking audacious to demand that the people you need to provide the labor to keep your workplace going put on a suit and dance around like a trained monkey before you’ve even hired them.

I also think starting work clothes need to be added to the list of necessary things that employers should be paying their employees for, along with their commutes.

If you need me to work your job and you need me to wear scrubs and nonslip shoes to work your job then you should be buying me scrubs and nonslip shoes so I have something to wear to work your job.

In summary clothing should not be a barrier to employment and jobs should not have the right to make demands of your wardrobe and wallet.

mars-the-4th-planet:
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For those who dont get the joke, Islam does not allow for physical representation of the prophet Mohammed. This...

mars-the-4th-planet:

defeat-trump-2020:

They apparently don’t know anything about Islam. Or even much about their own religion.

For those who dont get the joke, Islam does not allow for physical representation of the prophet Mohammed. This includes statues.

gay-if-u-dont-mean-happy:

im-a-dragon-cawcaw:

synebluetoo:

synebluetoo:

sudorm-rfslash:

clementiens:

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Police vs law enforcement

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

Nobody expects the tow truck guys

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metal gear fans when they see an unsucked cock

scope-dogg:

kirboob:

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This post makes me sad every time I see it. He keeps running towards the unsucked cock but he will never reach it